This comes a bit late for Christmas gift shopping, but you can get it for your girlfriend anytime (girls, your guy will always prefer a quick [censored by Congress]).

Customized Classics prints you personalized paperbacks of classic, public-domain novels starring you (and her)! Get a personalized title and photo on the cover, and let her read the words “But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? / It is the east, and Sara/Victoria/Cassie/Gretchen V. McTubbins is the sun.” It’s the ‘Oh! So thoughtful!’ gift she’s secretly hated you for not getting her more often.

For next month, I’m sure she’d love a personalized copy of some stupid Spy Kids II book.